Yet   again   I   have   been   rather   remiss   in   updating   everyone—I   have   now   given   in   to   Mum’s   weekly   nag, passing   on   messages   from   people   wanting   to   know   what   I   am   up   to   and   I   will   now   enlighten   you   on   my highly,   unexciting   life.   I   have   found   the   last    week   rather   tough   as   I   have   struggled   to   adjust   to   being back   from   the   trip   that   I   took   with   some   friends   over   the   Easter   break   along   the   Garden   Route. Unfortunately   this   disengagement   and   disenchantment   with   Stellenbosch   has   come   at   a   rather stressful   time,   as   I   was   battling   to   complete   my   thesis   proposal   which   I   submitted   yesterday (fingers   crossed   for   some   positive   feedback!)   I   have   spent   a   large   proportion   of   the   last   week lazing   around   the   flat,   the   afternoons   haven’t   seen   me   stray   far   from   my   bed.   I   had   to   promise   our cleaner   that   I   did   actually   do   things   with   my   day   and   didn’t   just   occupy   my   bed   all   the   time,   which was   the   impression   she   was   getting   on   her   daily,   afternoon   visit.   Part   of   my   reasoning   for   staying in   bed   was   that   it   would   avoid   anything   bad   happening:   soon   after   getting   back   I   broke   my   glasses, my   bike   had   two   flat   tyres    and   I   spilt   various   things   on   my clothes.   Nothing   seemed   to   be   going   right. Including   my   academics,   with   a   rather   unhelpful   supervisor   and   still   complete   bafflement   at   what was   expected   of   me:   the   two   seemed   to   be   reinforcing   elements.
So   those   were   my   travails.   Admittedly   not   particularly   huge   in   the   grand   scheme   of   things.   Just frustrating.   But   part   of   the   reason   for   all   of  t his   was   that   I   was   rather   tired   from   travelling.   We spent   a   week   driving   along   the   Garden   Route   and   then   back   again   along   Route   62.   It   was    so   nice   to escape   Stellenbosch   even   for   a   short   time   and   see   what   else   South   Africa   had   to   offer.   I   wasn’t disappointed   by   the   amazing   landscapes   on   offer:   dramatic   coastline   mixing   vertiginous   cliffs   and broad   swathes   of   white,   sandy   beaches   with   spectacular,   crashing   waves.   The   weather   forecast wasn’t   looking   too   promising   when   we   left   but   there   was   actually   only   one   day   of   bad   weather,   so   I have   apparently   come   back   with   an   even   deeper   tan   (I   can’t   really   see   the   difference   now!)   One   of the   highlights   for   me   was   going   to   Cape   Agulhas   which   is   the   southernmost   point   of   Africa   (not   the Cape   of   Good   Hope   as   we   are   frequently,   erroneously   led   to   believe).   It   was   an   achievement   in   itself just   getting   there.   I   had   accepted   the   gauntlet   of   driving   the   first   stage   of   the   trip   and   as   we   were going   along   happily   (and   rather   speedily)   suddenly,   with   no   warning   bar   a   sign   suggesting   a   risk   of skidding  , the   tarmac   unceremoniously   gave   way   to   gravel   track.   Now   I  k now   that   a   bad   workman always   blames    his   tools,   but   I   really   believe   it   would   have   been   a   more   pleasurable   experience  if we   had   been   in    a   Land   Rover,   rather   than   the   Toyota   Corolla   which   had    been   bestowed   on   us.   But having   already   survived   a   rather   vicious   visit   from   some   baboons   earlier   that   morning,   we persevered.   And   we   were   rewarded   with   a   spectacular   view   of   the   two   oceans   meeting   and   for   me   a real   joy   at   having   made   it   to   the   furthest   point   on   the   African   continent.   It    gave   me   a   real   feeling   of   pilgrimage    having   been   to   a   place   that   I   have   wanted   to   visit   for   a   number   of   years   and suggested   that   the   trip   was   well   and   truly   underway.
Another   jewel   of   the   Garden   route   is   Wilderness,   not   as   barren   as   the   name   suggests,   it   boasts some   very   impressive   homes   at   even   more   impressive   prices,   but   still   retains   a   natural   beauty   and bestows   a   sense   of   getting   away   from   it   all.   Here   we   stayed   up   in   the   hills,   well   and   truly   off   the beaten   track.   The   track   that   we   battled   along   to   get   there,   rose   to   the   brow   of   the   hill   where   you were   greeted   with   an   uninterrupted   view   of   the   Indian   Ocean   with   nothing   else   in   sight,   a   really incredible   vista.   We   had   a   lot   of   fun   canoeing   through   the   Wildnerness   National   Park   along   the   river   through   some   breathtaking   and   at   times   eery   scenery   with   nothing   to   listen   to   other   than   the splashing   of   our   paddles   and   the   chirruping   of   birds   and   cicadas   (interrupted   by   the   occasional rabble   of   Stellies   students,   who   were   inescapable,   as   we   all   seemed   to   have   had   pretty   much   the same   idea!)   We   pulled   up   our   boats   and   proceeded   to   walk   through   the   park   to   a   waterfall   where   we   collapsed   on   the   rocks   to   bask   in   the   heat   of   the   midday   sun,   a   really   enjoyable   experience.
Jeffrey’s   Bay   was   a   place   for   us   to   really   let   our   hair   down.   It   is   the   surf   capital   of   South   Africa and   is  held  in   high   esteem   by   the   world   surf   circuit,   but   it   doesn’t   really   have   much   else   to   offer. Driving   through   it   you   are   left   with   a   sense   of   being   somewhere   that   is   really   past   its   best   and   to be   honest,   it   was   rather   torrid   and   unpleasant.   From   the   moment   we   pulled   up   where   we   were staying   I   didn’t   feel   particularly   safe,   something   which   I   can’t   say   about   anywhere   else   that   I   have been   thus   far.   I   think   the   town's   natural   endowment   with   impressive   waves   has   sustained   it   and gives   it   little   reason   to   improve   things.   It’s   not   somewhere   I   will   be   rushing   back   to,   unless   I suddenly   discover   my   inner   Kelly   Slater   (I   can’t   see   it   happening   anytime   soon!)
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The Big Tree
But   then,   at   the   end   of   the   week   was   the   absolute   nadir   with   a   night   spent   at   Addo   National   Park, home   to   the   largest   population   of   African   elephants.   When   it   was   created   in   the   1930s   there   were just   eleven   elephants   in   the   park,   there   are   now   well   over   five   hundred.   I   wasn’t   sure   what   to expect   before   we   got   there,   but   decided   to   limit    my   expectations   and   was   happy   with   the   memories of   safaris   in   the   Serengeti,   Ngorogoro   Crater,   Lake   Manyara,   Mikumi,   Chobe,   Etosha,   Victoria   Falls and   the   Okavango   Delta.   I   didn’t   think   anything   could   top   those,   I   had   been   lucky   enough   to   see elephants   in   the   wild   before.   Nothing,   however,   could   prepare   me   for   the   sight   of   a   whole   herd   of elephants   lolloping   up   the   road   towards   us.   Bulls,   females   and   best   of   all   babies.   It   was absolutely   magical   an d   I   don’t   think   it   is   something   I   will   ever   forget.   Compared   with   the confrontations   that   I   had   experienced   in   the   East   African   parks,   these   elephants   were   so   calm   and accepting   of   the   little   humans   in   front   of   them.   Perhaps   it   was   because   everyone   was   much    more respectful   of   them   compared   with   East   African   safari   drivers   who   rev   their   engines   incessantly trying   to   trigger   a   reaction   from   the   elephants—a   truly   terrifying   experience.   We   were   also fortunate   in   that   we   had   booked   to   go   on   a   game   drive   at   sunset   (only   partly   enticed   by   the complementary   drinks   and   snacks).   This   was   so   special   to   see   the   changing   light   and   the   security that   it   affords   to   a   number   of   the   animals   in    the   park   and   also   the   dropping   temperature   means that   lots   of   animals   leave   their   shady   retreat   of   the   daytime.   Whilst   elephants   for   their   sheer size   are   impressive,   I   also   loved   seeing   the   small r   animals:   Kudu,   Zebra   and   of   course   my   absolute favourite—Warthogs!   Stopping   for   drinks   and   getting   off   of   the   vehicle   to   stand   in   the   middle   of   the   bush   with   a   family   of   elephants   in   close   proximity   was   such   an   amazing   moment   and   one   of   the highlights   of   my   time   here   so   far.
As   well   as   Warthogs,   another   animal   that   I   have   always   found   fascinating   (since   a   rather unfortunate   encounter   with   the   Queen   Mother   whilst   covered   in   chocolate—me,   not   Her   Royal Highness—at   Smithfield)   are   Ostriches.   Therefore,   our   final   stop   at   Oudsthoorn,   the   capital   of   the Ostrich   world   provided   much   entertainment.   When   you   see   them   up   close   and   personal   they   are almost   prehistoric,   more   closely   resembling   dinosaurs   than   anything   else.   One   of   their   strangest features   is   their   reverse   bend   knees   and   their   eyes   are   nearly   as   big   as   their   head.   This   means that   t heir   brain   is   about   the   same   size,   making   them   not   the   most   intelligent   of   species.   But   in   their own   strange,   wrinkly,   feathery   way   they   also   have   beauty   and   enormous   character   as   their   no less   enormous   beak   comes   perilously   close   to   you!   An   Afrikaner   farmer   took   us   to   meet   his   flock which   was   very   entertaining   and   so   interesting   to   learn   the   ins   and   outs   of   ostrich   farming—the economics,   challenges   and   t o   learn   more   about   where   the   meat   we   were   eating   comes   from.   It   was no   less   entertaining   for   him   as   he   had   five   girls   in   the   back   of   his   pick-up   yelping   as   each   beak   poked towards   us   in   a   siege   situation   with   a   sea   of   ostriches   surrounding   us.
Such   exhilaration   could   only   be   followed   with   a   bump   down   to   Earth   as   the   challenges   of   day-to-day   life   returned   and   commitments   built   up.   One   week   on   and   I   am   slowly   adjusting   to   being   back.   I have   taken   to   going   for   a   walk   in   the   hills   above   Stellenbosch   and   looking   down    on   it   in   its   entirety to   remind   myself    how   much   I   love   it   and   why   I   am   here.   After   all,   life   can’t   just   be   one   long   holiday. But   I   better   just   start   preparing   for   the   next   one...