I  am    now   back  in   Stellenbosch   after   the   excitement   of   escaping   the   (not   too)   harsh   Western   Cape winter   for   some   sunshine.   Again   this   has   taken   me   a   long   time   to   update   (I’m   sorry!)   I   started writing   this   whilst   watching   the   Wimbledon   final,   but   the   excitement   of   Murray’s   triumph   put   me off,   and   then   I   got   swept   up   with   work   and   ROYAL   BABY   MADNESS   (which   I   am   petitioning   the   GMC   to classify   as   an   official   condition).   That   I   have   gained   the   tan   that   I   have   during   the   depth s  of   the African   winter   is   incredible—it   may   not   be   mahogany   quite   yet,   but   it   is   certainly  teak!
Mozambique   was   a   real   experience:   both   good   and   bad.   In   the   end   the   goods   outweighed   the   bad,   but   it wasn’t   wholly   what   I   was   expecting,   and   I   was   a   bit   disappointed,    given   how   excited   I   had   been   about going   there   and   had   been   looking   forward   to   it   for   so   long. 

Our   trip   began   with   a   night   in   Johannesburg   before   catching   the   bus   across   the   border   to   Maputo (the   capital)   the   next   morning.   Trying   to   get   across   Jo’burg   during   morning   rush   hour   isn’t   the easiest   task   in   the   world   and   I   was   rather   on   edge   over   whether   we   would   make   it   in   time.   This   being Africa,   of   course   it   all   worked   out   and   we   were   by   no   means   the   last.   The   whole   system   was   very well   organised   and   we   were   soon   on   our   way.   Only   to   stop   virtually   straight   away   for   an   hour   on the   ring   road,   which   is   how   long   it   took   for   a   woman   to   remember   that   the   bag   that   was   holding   us   up   actually   belonged   to   her!   We   eventually   made   it   to   the   Mozambican   border   and   with   no   hold   ups were   o n   our   way   to   Maputo.

As   soon   as   we   crossed   the   border   there   was   a   noticeable   change   in   the   landscape.   Rich   red   soils, lush   greenery   and   countless   goats.   In   one   of   my   favourite   travelogues,   Swahili   for   the   Broken Hearted,   Peter   Moore   comments   that   there   is   an   inverse   correlation   between   number   of   goats   and prosperity.   His   observation   seemed   fitting   for   Mozambique- the   poorer   the   areas   that   we   drove through;   the   more   goats   there   were.   Immediately   I   felt   like   I   was   somewhere   more   tropical   than South   Africa.   The   resemblance   to   Tanzania   was   clear   with   the   ladies   selling   their   bananas, tomatoes   and   cassava   leaves   by   the   side   of   the   road   and   the   children- from   babes   to   teens wandering   to   nowhere   in   particular.   What   struck   me   most   was   the   variety   of   colours—the   north-eastern   corner   of   South   Africa   from   Nelspruit   to   the   border   is   a   vast   blandness   of   parched   grass. To   have   crossed   into   somewhere   with   a   brightly   coloured   natural   environment   as   well   as   dukkas that   are   colourfully   garbed—most   commonly   in   the   coloured   hoardings   of   Vodacom   (I   have   begun   to wonder   whether   they   are   the   new   sponsor   of   Africa)—was   enough   to   cheer   us   up,   as   was   the blazing    sunshine!
The   slow   crawl   into   the   capital   (we   hit   the   outskirts   bang   on   rush   hour)   was   a   real   test   of   my patience,   it   really   made   the   journey   feel   never   ending.   It   was   also   tense   because   we   were   arriving considerably    later   than   we   were   due,   so   it   was   now   dark,   we   were   somewhere   we’d   never   been before,   with    a   growing   reputation   for   crime   and   had   no   idea   where   we   were   supposed   to   get   off   the bus,   no   local   currency   and   despite   Vodacom’s   promises,   I    no   longer   had   a   working   cell   phone. 

Nevertheless   we   survived   the   streets   of   Maputo   and   some   of   its   more   salubrious   characters   and made   it   (almost   hassle-free)   to   our   hostel.   Now   I   have   always   been   an   avid   user   of   Lonely   Planet’s and   have   usually   found   them   to   be   spot-on   and  ( shamefully,   perhaps)   have   regarded   them   as   a   bible   when   venturing   to   pastures   new.   But   for   Maputo,   I   wondered   whether   they   had   actually   ever been   there.   Concerned   a   few   days   later   about   whether   I   had   got   the   wrong   impression,   I   was   pleased   that   fellow   travellers   were   just   as   disenchanted     with   the   author’s   apparent   love   of Maputo   and   their   recommended   sights.   A   particular   joke   became   the   city’s   train   station—apparently   in   the   top   10   of   beautiful   station’s   worldwide—designed   by   Eiffel   (of   tower   fame)   it would   appeal   only   to   those   interested   in   crumbling   wrecks!   Luckily   few   of   my   fellow   travellers saw   the   appeal   either.   Having   lived   in   Tanzania   for   6   months   and   travelled   to   various   other   African countries   I   have   got   somewhat   used   to   the   sights   and   smells   that   may   upset   t hose   of   a   more sensitive   disposition,   and   in   fact   the   open   sewers,   mounds   of   rubbish   and   gag-inducing   smells   I   found   bearable.   What   I   really   detested   were   the   people.   Knowing   that   portuguese   was   the   lingua franca   I   had   attempted   to   learn   the   basics.   This,   however,   did   not   seem   to   win   over   the   Mozambicans,   who   were    hell   bent   on   taking   us   for   a   ride,   sexually   harassing   us   and   on   the   whole making   us   wonder   if   they   really   just    hated   tourists   coming   to   their   country.   The   final   straw   came for   me   with   a   visit   to   the   fish market   (another   top   recommendation   from   LP),   where   we   fell   for   the tourist   trap   of   buying   our   fish   and   then   taking   it   to   one   of   the   restaurants   next   door   to   be   cooked: we   stupidly   didn’t   confirm   t he   price   and   were   completely   fleeced.    I   think   I   was   actually   angrier   with   myself   than   the   guy,   I   couldn’t   believe   we   had   been   so   stupid.   It   put   a   bit   of   a   dampener   on proceedings   and   we   went   back   to   the   hostel   with   heavy   hearts;   a   sharp   contrast   to   the   spring   in our   step   that   we   had   left   with.

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Eiffel's Iron House, Maputo
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One of the most beautiful train station's in the world (apparently)
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One of the most expensive plates of food I've ever eaten!!
The   next   leg   of   our   adventure   began   with   our   first   horrendously   early   bus   journey   of   the   trip.   The bus   was   due   to   leave   at   5am,   so   we   were   told   to   be   ready   by   4.30am,   which   meant   crawling   out   of our   mosquito   nets   just   after   4—of   course,   as   with   everywhere   else,    Mozambique    was   truly   on African   time,   and   we   really   shouldn’t   have   bothered   getting   up   until   5.30,   as   it   was   close   to   6   before   it   arrived.   The   ‘bus’   was   a   cross   between   a  minibus   and   a   normal   size   bus- as   well   as   the fixed   seats   there   were   also   ‘flip’   seats   in   the   middle.   I   knew   that   we   were   looking   at   an   8   hour journey   so   I   was   determined   to   pick   a   good   seat- i.  e.   a   fixed   one   with   a   back   support.   I   also   knew from   experience   that   it   was   worth   picking   your   neighbour   wisely:   livestock   is  a    no   no,   as   is   smelly food   and   unfortunately,   smelly   people.   Half   an   hour   in   and   with   my   seating   area   reduced   to   half   of what   it   should   have   been   (both   my   neighbours   liked   to   stretch   out)   I   was   beginning   to   question   my decision.   Stupidly   I   turned   down   the   red   wine   which   my   Kiwi   neighbour   proffered   (I   thought   it   was   a   bit   early,   even   for   me)   although   I   may   have   managed   to   gain   some   much   needed   sleep   if   I   had   accepted.   The   journey   was   largely   uneventful   if   excruciatingly   uncomfortable,   except   for   my   being   handed   a baby   after   our   only   loo   break—I   was   quite   happy   with   the   content   ‘little   princess’   that   my neighbour   handed   me,   until   she   said   happily,   that   her   baby   never   made   a   fuss   about   being   looked after   by   a   stranger   and   would   usually   be   quite   happy   for   2   hours—oh   no   you   don’t,   I   thought,   and swiftly   handed   her   back!

I   was   very   pleased   when   we   eventually   bumped   down   the   dusty   and   sandy   road   to   Tofo.   As   we walked   out   onto   the   sun deck   of   our   hostel   and   looked   out   over   the   glorious   Indian   Ocean,   I   almost forgot   about   the   hideous   journey   we   had   just   endured.    Almost,   although   the   crick   in   my   neck   and aching   back   soon   put   paid   to   that!   The   beach   was   a   vast   swathe   of   golden   sand   contrasted   against   a   deep   blue   crashing   surf.   The   next   day   when   we   decided   to   test   the   water,   the   waves   were   even more   spectacular   and   knocked   me   off   my   feet   more   than   once.   The   water   was   also   quite   a   bit   colder   than   I   had   been   expecting.   I   was   hoping   to   wade   into  a   nice   hot   bath,   but   instead   felt   myself prickling   as   goosepimples   threatened   to   break   out—I   mean,   it   was   still   considerably   warmer  than home,   or   even   South   Africa.   Tofo   didn’t   have   a   whole   lot   more   to   offer  other   than   the   opportunity   to lie   on   the   beach,    go   for   a   dip   or   engage   in   endless   bartering   with   the   beach boys   plying   their   wares. This   was,   however,   a   welcome   relief   and   the   main   objective   of   coming   up   to   Mozambique   was   to   laze in   the   winter   sun   and   occasionally   cool   off   in   the   ocean—mission   accomplished!
Before   moving   further   northwards,   I   spent   a   night   in   Inhambane,   the   provincial   capital   and   a   short ferry hop   across   the   bay   to   Maxixe   (where   the   bus   north   departed   from).   As   lovely    as   Tofo   was,   it was   definitely   the   type   of   place   where   you   could   suddenly   discover   you   had   spent   two   weeks without   really   realising.   My   bar   bill   attested   to   the   fact   that   it   was   time   to   move   on   (Mozambique   is   the   poster   child   for   Africa   not   being   the   cheap   backpacker   haven   that   everyone   assumes   the   continent   is)!   I   had   expected   it   to   be   more   expensive   than   South   Africa;   just   not   as   expensive   as   it really   was   (countless   grumblings   with   my   fellow   travellers   confirmed   that   they   were   equally   shocked   and   struggling   to   budget   too).   It   made   my   anti-malarial   measure   of   at   least   one   G&T   a   day   harder   to   achieve—suddenly    prophylaxis treatment   seemed   the   easier,   and   cheaper   option!   I   had   a  slight   problem   though :   I   had   run   out   of   cash.   There   was   no   ATM   in   Tofo,   and   although   there   was   one about   10   minutes   away,   apparently   it   only   accepted   Visa.   I   therefore   embarked   on   a   near-3   hour round trip   to   Inhambane   (only   actually   about   a   30   minute   drive   away   but   a   fully   laden   minibus   (sorry,   overladen—I   gave   up   when   I   counted   27   people   in   a   vehicle   meant   for   12)   can’t   muster   much power   and   the   endless   stops   and   manoeuvring   involved   in   trying   to   get   said   27   people   in   and   out   at their   various   destinations.   Such   a   way   of   travel   provides   endless   entertainment,   but   is   short   on comfort   and   frays   patience   rapidly.   Anyway,   to   Inhambane   it   was   again   that   afternoon.   Again,   this is   given   a   glowing   write   up   in   LP.   Unlike   Maputo   I   did   feel   it   was   more    deserving   of   positive   feedback   (even   if   it   was   a   bit   O.T.T.   in   LP).   Faded   colonial   grandeur    is   probably    the   kindest   description, although   in   certain   places,   crumbling   wrecks   looking   like   a   bomb   has   hit   them,   is   perhaps   more   apt. There   was,   however,   a   charm   to   Inhambane   with   its   mill-pond-like   bay   with   dhows   gently    cruising across   to   Maxixe   and   Flamingos   loitering   close   to   shore   and   some   of   the   best   bread   I   had   ever   had (luckily   bread   was   the   cheapest   thing   available   and   completely   delicious,   so   we   never   went completely   hungry).   Trying   to   get   the   boat   across   to   Maxixe   the   next   morning   was   pretty   smooth-sailing   except   for   the   ferry-boy   trying   to   get   me   to   pay   double   the   price   of   the   fare   because   of   my pack   (despite   arguing   that   I   bet   the   woman   opposite   carrying   what   looked   like   all   of   her   life possessions   hadn’t   had   to   pay   any   extra).   I   had   already   bought   my   ticket   and   nothing   had   been mentioned   about    a   luggage   charge.   I   tried   arguing,   fairly   fruitless   as   neither   of   us   knew   the   others language   enough   to   sustain   our   point.   Eventually,   frustrated   and   exasperated   and   fearing   I   was going   to   be   refused   passage   I   paid   up   (all   of   20p—but   it’s   the   principle   eh?!).   I   decided   to   use   the experience   as   a   research   exercise   for   my   thesis,   proving   that   all   levels   of   society   really   do engage   in   corruption,   and   are   ‘on   the   take’.   My   anger   didn’t   last   long   as   after   disturbing   some   flying   sardines   as   we   left   dock,   we   were   rewarded   with   the   beautiful   (and   rather   magical)   sight   of a   pair   of   dolphins   leaping   and   diving   in   complete   synchronisation.
The   journey   to   Vilankulo   was   uneventful   and   the   height   of   luxury   on   a   South   African   coach   (with purpose-built   reclining   seats—rather   a   contrast   to   the   reclining   seats   offered   by   the   minibus, purely   because   they   were   no   longer   fixed   to   the   floor!)   The   bus   didn’t   actually   go   to   Vilankulo itself,   so   instead   I   had   to   catch   a   ride   in   the   back   of   a   pick-up   truck.   Its   owner   had   gone   all   out, screwing   benches   to   the   sides   and   protecting   us   from   the   baking   sun   and   whistling   wind   by   putting bamboo   screens   up   and   over   the   seats.   Having   negotiated   walking   with   all   of   my   gear   (the   first   time   I’d   had   to   properly   this   trip)   in   the   blazing   mid-day   sun   down   roads  which   were   no   more   than dusty,   sandy   tracks   I   made   it   to   Baobab   Beach   where   I   was   to   stay   for   the   next   week   or   so.   the view   when   I   arrived   at   Tofo   had   taken   my   breath   away,    but   Vilankulo   really   knocked   the   spots   off   it.   It was   the   scene   of   all   the   travel   literature   on   Mozambique.   The   most   incredible,   beautiful   sight   of clear   turquoise   waters   and   white   sand   of   the   beach   and   sandbanks,   with   islands   on   the   horizon with   sailing   dhows   bobbing   on   the   foreshore,   fringed   with   palm   and   coconut   trees.   In   fact   words just   cannot   do   it   justice,   so   here   you   go....
Vilankulo   was   by   far   my   favourite   place   in   Mozambique   that   we   visited.   Undoubtedly   it   was incredibly   beautiful;   a   real   tropical   paradise,   but   also   it   had   a   much   more   pleasant   atmosphere than   anywhere   else   that   we   visited.   It   was   a   pleasure   to   visit   the   market;   to   barter   with   the stallholders   for   their   delicious,   fresh   produce.   In   one   memorable   exchange   I   asked   the   price   of   a crab—it   was   20   meticais   (about   50   pence)—satisfied   with   this,   I   said   yes, only   for   the    lady   to   fill   a bag   with   six   of   them.   Every   night   we   managed   to   have   a   seafood   feast,   usually   consisting   of   prawns or   squid;   bought   directly   from   the    fisherman   in   his   boat,   you   couldn’t   get   anything   fresher,   cheaper, or   more   delicious!   I   have   now   become   somewhat  of  an   expert   at   gutting   a   squid   in   order   to   prepare calamari   (another   of   life’s   vital   skills,   I’m   sure)!   I   got   into   a   routine   in   Vilankulo   consisting   of breakfast   in   the   sun,   before   a   quick   laze   on   the   beach   before   it   got   too   hot   and   then   a   stroll   to   the market   to   buy   provisions   for   the   day.   After   a   leisurely   lunch   of   fresh   avocados   and   tomatoes,   I would   return   to   the   beach   to   read   my   book   or   update   my   diary   before   going   along   the beach   to   meet the   fishermen   to   inspect   their   wares   and   purchase   our   supper.   We   really   were   living   the  good   life, and   unsurprisingly   we   were   in   no   rush   to   move   on.
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Step one: buy your squid
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Step two: take it home
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Step three: gut your squid
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Step four: supper time!
We   also   managed   to   do   a   bit   of   sailing   with   one   of   the   dhow   operators:   first   a   sunset   cruise   (gliding around   the   bay   and   across   towards   the   islands,   with   no   sound   other   than   the   wind   in   the   sails   and of   course,   the   obligatory   rap   music   that   was   favoured   by   our   skipper   and   his   crew)!   I   was   then invited   along   for   an   afternoon’s   sailing   around   the   bay,   on   the   premise   of   testing   a   new   boat,   the view   was   only   better   from   the   boat,   as   you   could   see   not   just   across   to   the   islands,   but   also   back to   the   endless   sandy   beach—a   real   highlight.   Then   finally,   having   been   delayed   from   leaving   by rebel   fighting   further   north   (and   the   consequent   cancelling   of   transport),   with   an   extra   day   to spare   we   went   on   an   island   snorkelling   trip.   This   was   absolutely   incredible,   and   without   a   doubt the   best   thing   that   I   did,   not   just   in   Mozambique   but   during   my   time   here,   full   stop.   We   snorkelled along   two-mile   reef   in   the   Bazaruto   Archipelago   and   the   variety   of   fish,   sea   creatures   and   coral was   breath-taking   (quite   literally    when   I   had   an   incredibly   ugly,   giant  orange   octopus   come   right   up   to   my   face)!   I   just   wish   that   I   had   an   underwater   camera   to   capture   it,   definitely   somewhere   to   go   back   to!   We   had   our   lunch   on   Bazaruto   itself   and   it   was   amazing   what   our   chef   managed   to   create   for   us—a   huge   lunch   of   braaied   barracuda   with   rice   and   a   multitude   of   salads   and   bread—it was   incredible,   particularly   as   he   was   equipped   only   with   a   fish holder   and   a   pile   of   charcoal   to cook   on   the   rocks!   Again,   I   cannot   describe   the   beauty   and   scale   of   the   island,   which   is   dominated   by a   huge   sand   dune,   which   gives   way   to   pools   of   translucent   turquoise   water   at   the   shoreline.   It   was one   of   the   most   stunning   vistas   I   have   ever   seen   firsthand.   next  was  an    incredibly   wet   speedboat ride   back   to    the   mainland- having   got   rather   sunburnt   I   thought   sitting   in   the   wettest   position   of the   boat   would   cool   me   down.   What   I   hadn’t   realised   was   that   the    water   had   got    considerably choppier   since   we   left   and   I   arrived   back   wetter   than   if   I   had   swam   back   I’m   sure!   Regardless, nothing   could   put   a   dampener   on   such   a   wonderful   day!
I   left   Vilankulo   at   1.30am   the   next   morning,   having   had   only   a   few   hours   sleep.   My   plan   to   sleep   on the   bus   back   down   to   Maputo   was   somewhat   hampered   by   the   bus   company’s   insistence   that   they play   the   Mozambican   charts   in   their   entirety,   accompanied   by   the   ‘so   bad,   they’re   good’   music   videos. One   thing   is   for   sure,   Mozambican’s   seem   in  capable   of   producing   quiet   music.   Also,   I   am   pretty   sure   I am   now   an   expert   on   Mozambique’s   musical   offerings!   Despite   this   horrific   experience   (a   close contender   for   the   worst   bus   journey   I   took,   although   the   trip   to   Tofo   I   think   just   pipped   it   for discomfort)   I   made   it   to   Maputo   in   one   piece,   even   if   completely   exhausted.   After   having   one   last mosquito-riddled   night’s   sleep   I   rose   early   to   catch   the   minibus   to   Swaziland—overall,   despite missing   the   tranquility   and   beauty   of   Vilankulo,   I   was   not   sad   to   leave   Mozambique.
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Our celebration for Georgie-boy!
 
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A rainbow for the Rainbow Nation
I   know   it   has   been   months   since   I   updated   this,   apologies   to   those   that   rely   on   this   to   know   that   I   am alive   and   well.   I   am   alive,   as   you   can   see.   Well?   Not   so   much—I’m   currently   weathering   a   pretty horrendous   cold,   born   out   of   the   equally   horrendous   weather   that   we   have   been   experiencing.   I write   this   from   my   bed,   cocooned   in   a   sleeping   bag   with   a   duvet   on   top.   Norway   really   need   to   give back   the   radiators! 

So,   of   course,   there   is   lots   to   update   you   on.   I   have   felt   unable   to   update   my   b log   as   despite   how   enjoyable    it   always   is   to   write   everything   up    and   pick   which   photos   to   share,   it   has   felt   like   a   huge task   which   I’ve   had   zilch   motivation   to   start.   This   has   mainly  been    because   all   I   have   really   seemed to   do   since   I   last   wrote   anything,   is   read   and   write- firstly   for   my   thesis,   then   for   exams,   and   now back   t o   the   thesis.   Thank   you   to   Izzy   for   begging   me   to   write   something   that   she   can   read   to procrastinate   at   work,    and   in   turn   providing   me   with   a  welcome   distraction   from   all   of   the   academic  writing   that   I   need   to   do.

I   am   coming   up   to   my   five   month   anniversary   of   being   here   (although   still   not   half  way   yet!)   and Friday   spells   the   end   of   the   first   semester   for   me.   It   has   flown   by.   As   lovely   as   it   is   from   the aspect   of   still   having   not   got   (properly)   homesick   (I   don’t   think   missing   Waitrose   cous   cous   counts,   or   does   it   Iz?!),   it   suggests   that   the   other   half   (and   a   bit)   is   likely   to   follow   suit—my   to-do-list   will   never   be   completed    at   this   rate!   But,   anyway,   my   point   is   that   I   have   been   enjoying   being   here immensely.   The   words   of   the   Stellenbosch   song   ‘Dis   altyd   lente,   in   die   oe   van   die   Stellenbosch studente’   (it’s   always   spring   in   the   eyes   of   the   Stellenbosch   students)   has   rung   true,   even   when work   is   tough   and   I’ve   wondered   why   I   am   here,   I   usually   just   have   to   escape   the   library   and   go   and bask   in   the   blazing   sunshine   to   be   reminded   of   why   I   love   it   here   so.   That   was,   until   it   started   to   rain   last   week.    it   hasn’t   really   stopped   since.   I’ve   lost   count   of   the   number  of   times   in   response   to my   moaning   that   someone   has   said,   “But   you’re   British,   you   should   be   used   to    weather   like   this!”   Yes,   people    really   do   think   it   just   rains   constantly   at   home   (Dad’s   brag   that   he   has   now   spent   two   Sunday   afternoon’s   enjoying   the   sun   with   a   BBQ   in   the   garden   obviously   dispels   this   myth!)   Yes   I   am used   to   horrible   weather,   particularly   having   spent   a   large   part   of   the   last  f our   years   of   my   life in   the   blustery,   often   drizzly   and   dreary   haven   of   St   Andrews.   But,   that   was   fine.   I   had   hats, scarves,   gloves,   Hunters,    Barbours,   blankets,   and   of   course,   central   heating   (which   at   present,   I believe   to   be   the   greatest   invention   ever).   Even   at   home,   where   putting   on   the   heating   is   deeply frowned   upon   (it   is   almost   an   SAS-style   survival   of   the   fittest   to   see   how   long  you  can   last   before   you   cave   in   and   flick   the   switch),   we   have   fires   (your   ability   to   make   a   fire   is   another   thing   my family   judges   people   on-I   am   usually   crap-and   none   of   them   believe   me   when   I   tell   them   a bout   the amazing   fire   I   got   going   here).    here   it    is   currently   colder   inside   than   outside.   And   my   perennially   drenched   clothes   have   no   chance   of   drying   (w here   is   an   AGA   when   you   need   one?- it   is   much   harder   to try   and   warm   up   with   three   people   huddling   around   a   table-top   electric   stove)!

On   the   whole,   though,   it   has   been   an   absolute   blast.   The   end   of   another   week   of   battling   the   books   in   the   library   has   been   marked   by   letting   my   hair   down   and   dancing   to   classics,   attending   yet   more wine   festivals   (occasionally   with   some   cheese   to   soak   up   the   alcohol)    and   mountai n   hikes   (always with   an   alcoholic   reward   at   the   summit!)   It   has   made   me   really   seriously   consider   whether   I   do want   to   try   and   stay   out   here   or   somewhere   similar   rather   than   joining   the   rat-race   at   home.   The climate   in   particular   is   a   real   draw   and   it    still   seems   that   wherever   you   go   there   is   yet   another beautiful   view  (the   one  above  from  the  postcard  cafe  in  jonkershoek  valley  is  one  of  my  favourites  and   only  five  minutes  up  the road).   But   there    are   of   course   the   obvious   limitations   to   bear  in   mind- you   can’t   just   nip   home   whenever   you   feel   like   it,   for   one.
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Wine and chocolate paired tasting at Lanzerac
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Welcome refreshment at the top of Stellenberg
Some   of   my   favourite   activities   recently   have   involved   watching   the   sun   set,   and   if   you’re particularly   lucky,   the   moon   rise.   These   have   varied   from   sitting   on   the   beach   at   Camps   Bay,   glass in   hand,   watching   the   sun   gently   sink   into   the   ocean,   to   racing   the   descending   sun   to   make   it   to   the top   of   Lions   Head   in   time   to   see   the   sun   once   again   meet   it’s   ocean   bed.   This   was   particularly   special for   me   as   it   was   one   of   the   last   activities   that   we   did   as   a   group   before   everyone   started   going their   separate   ways- travelling,   back   to   Europe   etc.   Despite   our   best   planning,   including   checking the   time   for   sunset,   we   hadn’t   taken   into   account   the   Friday   afternoon   traffic   in   Cape   Town   and that   despite   us   being   only   5-10   minutes   from   the   starting   point   for   the   hike,   it   took   15-20   minutes  to  reach   it.   And   even   though   my   asthmatic   lungs   did   their   best   to   delay   me,   we   made   it,   with   a   few minutes   to   spare.   It   was   one   of   the   most   invigorating   ways   to   begin   a    weekend   and   really   made   us feel   that   we   had   earned   our   night   out.   The   sunset   was   beautiful,   particularly   as   from   the   top   you can   see   all   of   Cape   Town,   right   round   to   Camps   Bay   and   beyond   as   well   as,   of   course,   Table   Mountain—seeing   the   change   in   the   sky   colour   from   the   brilliant   blue   from   the   scorching   afternoon   to   the   pink   sky   enveloping   the   mountain   at   sunset   was   stunning,   as   was   the   sight   of   the lights   of   the   city   being   switched   on.   Then   to   celebrate   exams   I   hiked   with   a   friend   up   Stellenberg,   one   of   the   mountains   here   in   Stellenbosch.   Our   ascent   was   once   again   marked   with   a   very   welcome glass   of    wine,   and   what   we   hadn’t   realised   was   that   it   was   a   full   moon   that   night,   watching   the perfect   moon   rise   from   behind   neighbouring   mountains   was   another   fantastic   experience. 
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Sunset at Camps Bay
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Sunset from the top of Lions Head
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The view of Cape Town lighting up from Lions Head
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Scrambling up Stellenberg
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And enjoying the view from the top!
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The full moon ascends
It   now   feels   like   it   is   the   end   of   the   beginning   of   my   life   here   in   South   Africa.   Many   of   my   friends   are returning   home.   Whilst   it   is   sad   saying   goodbye,   it   is   also   wonderful   to   have   so   many   brilliant memories   of   my   first   few   months   here,   and   I   hope   many   more   to   come.   The   months   ahead   look   set   to be   full   of   hard   work   but,   before   knuckling   down   for   them   there   is   another   adventure   to   be   had. Next   week   I   am   off   to   Mozambique   to   hit   the   beaches   for   snorkelling   and   sailing   aplenty,   escaping for   winter   sun   is   a   most   welcome   prospect   and   is   the   only   thing   getting   us through   the   last   few   days   of   work.   I   am   so   excited   to   see   another   part   of   this   wonderful   continent   that   I   haven’t   explored   yet   and   one   that   I   know   will   be   so   different   from   here.   The   portuguese   colonial   architecture,   the   beautiful   Indian   ocean   and   of   course   the   truly   African   flavour- the   markets,   buses   and   street   life.   I   am   hoping   to   take   some   photos   that   will   truly   capture   all   of   this   for   you   all   to   enjoy.   Then   before   returning,   there   is   a   brief   stop-off   in   Swaziland,   staying   in   a   national   park   with   a   tame   ostrich   for   company   (what   could   actually   be   any   better?)   and   indulging   in   some   outdoor   living   before   returning   to   the   Western   Cape   bubble.
The    next   few   weeks   are   set   to   be   the   highlight   of   my   time   here   so   far,   and   I   can’t   wait   to   share   it   all with   you...I   won’t   leave   it   so   long   next   time!  
 
Yet   again   I   have   been   rather   remiss   in   updating   everyone—I   have   now   given   in   to   Mum’s   weekly   nag, passing   on   messages   from   people   wanting   to   know   what   I   am   up   to   and   I   will   now   enlighten   you   on   my highly,   unexciting   life.   I   have   found   the   last    week   rather   tough   as   I   have   struggled   to   adjust   to   being back   from   the   trip   that   I   took   with   some   friends   over   the   Easter   break   along   the   Garden   Route. Unfortunately   this   disengagement   and   disenchantment   with   Stellenbosch   has   come   at   a   rather stressful   time,   as   I   was   battling   to   complete   my   thesis   proposal   which   I   submitted   yesterday (fingers   crossed   for   some   positive   feedback!)   I   have   spent   a   large   proportion   of   the   last   week lazing   around   the   flat,   the   afternoons   haven’t   seen   me   stray   far   from   my   bed.   I   had   to   promise   our cleaner   that   I   did   actually   do   things   with   my   day   and   didn’t   just   occupy   my   bed   all   the   time,   which was   the   impression   she   was   getting   on   her   daily,   afternoon   visit.   Part   of   my   reasoning   for   staying in   bed   was   that   it   would   avoid   anything   bad   happening:   soon   after   getting   back   I   broke   my   glasses, my   bike   had   two   flat   tyres    and   I   spilt   various   things   on   my clothes.   Nothing   seemed   to   be   going   right. Including   my   academics,   with   a   rather   unhelpful   supervisor   and   still   complete   bafflement   at   what was   expected   of   me:   the   two   seemed   to   be   reinforcing   elements.
So   those   were   my   travails.   Admittedly   not   particularly   huge   in   the   grand   scheme   of   things.   Just frustrating.   But   part   of   the   reason   for   all   of  t his   was   that   I   was   rather   tired   from   travelling.   We spent   a   week   driving   along   the   Garden   Route   and   then   back   again   along   Route   62.   It   was    so   nice   to escape   Stellenbosch   even   for   a   short   time   and   see   what   else   South   Africa   had   to   offer.   I   wasn’t disappointed   by   the   amazing   landscapes   on   offer:   dramatic   coastline   mixing   vertiginous   cliffs   and broad   swathes   of   white,   sandy   beaches   with   spectacular,   crashing   waves.   The   weather   forecast wasn’t   looking   too   promising   when   we   left   but   there   was   actually   only   one   day   of   bad   weather,   so   I have   apparently   come   back   with   an   even   deeper   tan   (I   can’t   really   see   the   difference   now!)   One   of the   highlights   for   me   was   going   to   Cape   Agulhas   which   is   the   southernmost   point   of   Africa   (not   the Cape   of   Good   Hope   as   we   are   frequently,   erroneously   led   to   believe).   It   was   an   achievement   in   itself just   getting   there.   I   had   accepted   the   gauntlet   of   driving   the   first   stage   of   the   trip   and   as   we   were going   along   happily   (and   rather   speedily)   suddenly,   with   no   warning   bar   a   sign   suggesting   a   risk   of skidding  , the   tarmac   unceremoniously   gave   way   to   gravel   track.   Now   I  k now   that   a   bad   workman always   blames    his   tools,   but   I   really   believe   it   would   have   been   a   more   pleasurable   experience  if we   had   been   in    a   Land   Rover,   rather   than   the   Toyota   Corolla   which   had    been   bestowed   on   us.   But having   already   survived   a   rather   vicious   visit   from   some   baboons   earlier   that   morning,   we persevered.   And   we   were   rewarded   with   a   spectacular   view   of   the   two   oceans   meeting   and   for   me   a real   joy   at   having   made   it   to   the   furthest   point   on   the   African   continent.   It    gave   me   a   real   feeling   of   pilgrimage    having   been   to   a   place   that   I   have   wanted   to   visit   for   a   number   of   years   and suggested   that   the   trip   was   well   and   truly   underway.
Another   jewel   of   the   Garden   route   is   Wilderness,   not   as   barren   as   the   name   suggests,   it   boasts some   very   impressive   homes   at   even   more   impressive   prices,   but   still   retains   a   natural   beauty   and bestows   a   sense   of   getting   away   from   it   all.   Here   we   stayed   up   in   the   hills,   well   and   truly   off   the beaten   track.   The   track   that   we   battled   along   to   get   there,   rose   to   the   brow   of   the   hill   where   you were   greeted   with   an   uninterrupted   view   of   the   Indian   Ocean   with   nothing   else   in   sight,   a   really incredible   vista.   We   had   a   lot   of   fun   canoeing   through   the   Wildnerness   National   Park   along   the   river   through   some   breathtaking   and   at   times   eery   scenery   with   nothing   to   listen   to   other   than   the splashing   of   our   paddles   and   the   chirruping   of   birds   and   cicadas   (interrupted   by   the   occasional rabble   of   Stellies   students,   who   were   inescapable,   as   we   all   seemed   to   have   had   pretty   much   the same   idea!)   We   pulled   up   our   boats   and   proceeded   to   walk   through   the   park   to   a   waterfall   where   we   collapsed   on   the   rocks   to   bask   in   the   heat   of   the   midday   sun,   a   really   enjoyable   experience.
Jeffrey’s   Bay   was   a   place   for   us   to   really   let   our   hair   down.   It   is   the   surf   capital   of   South   Africa and   is  held  in   high   esteem   by   the   world   surf   circuit,   but   it   doesn’t   really   have   much   else   to   offer. Driving   through   it   you   are   left   with   a   sense   of   being   somewhere   that   is   really   past   its   best   and   to be   honest,   it   was   rather   torrid   and   unpleasant.   From   the   moment   we   pulled   up   where   we   were staying   I   didn’t   feel   particularly   safe,   something   which   I   can’t   say   about   anywhere   else   that   I   have been   thus   far.   I   think   the   town's   natural   endowment   with   impressive   waves   has   sustained   it   and gives   it   little   reason   to   improve   things.   It’s   not   somewhere   I   will   be   rushing   back   to,   unless   I suddenly   discover   my   inner   Kelly   Slater   (I   can’t   see   it   happening   anytime   soon!)
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The Big Tree
But   then,   at   the   end   of   the   week   was   the   absolute   nadir   with   a   night   spent   at   Addo   National   Park, home   to   the   largest   population   of   African   elephants.   When   it   was   created   in   the   1930s   there   were just   eleven   elephants   in   the   park,   there   are   now   well   over   five   hundred.   I   wasn’t   sure   what   to expect   before   we   got   there,   but   decided   to   limit    my   expectations   and   was   happy   with   the   memories of   safaris   in   the   Serengeti,   Ngorogoro   Crater,   Lake   Manyara,   Mikumi,   Chobe,   Etosha,   Victoria   Falls and   the   Okavango   Delta.   I   didn’t   think   anything   could   top   those,   I   had   been   lucky   enough   to   see elephants   in   the   wild   before.   Nothing,   however,   could   prepare   me   for   the   sight   of   a   whole   herd   of elephants   lolloping   up   the   road   towards   us.   Bulls,   females   and   best   of   all   babies.   It   was absolutely   magical   an d   I   don’t   think   it   is   something   I   will   ever   forget.   Compared   with   the confrontations   that   I   had   experienced   in   the   East   African   parks,   these   elephants   were   so   calm   and accepting   of   the   little   humans   in   front   of   them.   Perhaps   it   was   because   everyone   was   much    more respectful   of   them   compared   with   East   African   safari   drivers   who   rev   their   engines   incessantly trying   to   trigger   a   reaction   from   the   elephants—a   truly   terrifying   experience.   We   were   also fortunate   in   that   we   had   booked   to   go   on   a   game   drive   at   sunset   (only   partly   enticed   by   the complementary   drinks   and   snacks).   This   was   so   special   to   see   the   changing   light   and   the   security that   it   affords   to   a   number   of   the   animals   in    the   park   and   also   the   dropping   temperature   means that   lots   of   animals   leave   their   shady   retreat   of   the   daytime.   Whilst   elephants   for   their   sheer size   are   impressive,   I   also   loved   seeing   the   small r   animals:   Kudu,   Zebra   and   of   course   my   absolute favourite—Warthogs!   Stopping   for   drinks   and   getting   off   of   the   vehicle   to   stand   in   the   middle   of   the   bush   with   a   family   of   elephants   in   close   proximity   was   such   an   amazing   moment   and   one   of   the highlights   of   my   time   here   so   far.
As   well   as   Warthogs,   another   animal   that   I   have   always   found   fascinating   (since   a   rather unfortunate   encounter   with   the   Queen   Mother   whilst   covered   in   chocolate—me,   not   Her   Royal Highness—at   Smithfield)   are   Ostriches.   Therefore,   our   final   stop   at   Oudsthoorn,   the   capital   of   the Ostrich   world   provided   much   entertainment.   When   you   see   them   up   close   and   personal   they   are almost   prehistoric,   more   closely   resembling   dinosaurs   than   anything   else.   One   of   their   strangest features   is   their   reverse   bend   knees   and   their   eyes   are   nearly   as   big   as   their   head.   This   means that   t heir   brain   is   about   the   same   size,   making   them   not   the   most   intelligent   of   species.   But   in   their own   strange,   wrinkly,   feathery   way   they   also   have   beauty   and   enormous   character   as   their   no less   enormous   beak   comes   perilously   close   to   you!   An   Afrikaner   farmer   took   us   to   meet   his   flock which   was   very   entertaining   and   so   interesting   to   learn   the   ins   and   outs   of   ostrich   farming—the economics,   challenges   and   t o   learn   more   about   where   the   meat   we   were   eating   comes   from.   It   was no   less   entertaining   for   him   as   he   had   five   girls   in   the   back   of   his   pick-up   yelping   as   each   beak   poked towards   us   in   a   siege   situation   with   a   sea   of   ostriches   surrounding   us.
Such   exhilaration   could   only   be   followed   with   a   bump   down   to   Earth   as   the   challenges   of   day-to-day   life   returned   and   commitments   built   up.   One   week   on   and   I   am   slowly   adjusting   to   being   back.   I have   taken   to   going   for   a   walk   in   the   hills   above   Stellenbosch   and   looking   down    on   it   in   its   entirety to   remind   myself    how   much   I   love   it   and   why   I   am   here.   After   all,   life   can’t   just   be   one   long   holiday. But   I   better   just   start   preparing   for   the   next   one...
 
An   update   at   last.   partly   because   it   is   a   while   since   I   last   posted,   but   more   because   I   have   ground   to   a   halt   with   my   thesis   proposal,   which   is   really   challenging   my   patience.   Although   I   now   know   what   I want   to   write   about,   formulating   a   plan   and   research   questions/hypotheses   is   not   coming   easily. Luckily,   we   are   now   in   the   full   swing   of   Easter   break   so   I   can   try   and   avoid   it   for   the   next   week   or so.   Autumn   break   (which   is   what   this   really   is)   just   doesn’t   have   the   same   ring     to   it   as   Spring   break at   home.   But   from   what   I   have   been   hearing,   we   are   experiencing   weather   more   akin   to   spring   than the   UK!


The   majority   of   my   days   over   the   past   few   weeks   have   been   taken   up  with    research   in   the   library and   so   I   have   really   had   to   get   to   grips   with   the   fierce   air   conditioning   in   there.   It   makes   you   believe that   it   is   the   depths   of   winter   outside   and   why   were   you   foolish   enough   to   wear   shorts,   piling   on pullover   after   pullover,   only   to   go   out   for   lunch   and   nearly   expire   with   the   heat   that   hits   you.   The weather   is   certainly   beginning   to   turn   though,   with   rain   and   wind   beginning   to   feature   more   heavily. The   wind   was   particularly   strong   last   Monday   when   we   all   huddled   together   to   watch   the   Varsity Cup   semi-final   between   Stellenbosch   and   NMMU,   with   Maties   just   scraping   a win   of   one   point-   if   it wasn’t   for   the   wind   I   don’t   think   we   would   have   won.   The   only   good   thing   about   it   being   so   windy   was that   it   meant   the   last   thing   we   wanted   to   do   was   to   go   out   to   celebrate,   which   wouldn’t   have   been particularly   conducive   to   us   studying    for   our   end   of   term   exams.
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Kite surfers off Bikini Beach, Gordon's Bay
On   Wednesday   I   had   my   first   exam   for   Afrikaans,   consisting    of   reading   and   listening   exercises.   This was   perhaps   the   most   fun   an   exam   has   ever   been   for   me   with   plenty   of    giggling   and   it   made   me realise   that   I   have   actually   learnt   quite   a   lot   (I   think!)   although   I   still   don’t   speak   much   for   fear   of being   laughed   at.   We   quickly   left   the   exam   (bar   the   slight   hold-up   resulting   from   one   of   the   boys having   his   front   wheel   stolen   while   we   were   writing    the   test,   bike   theft   seems   to   be   the   biggest crime   in   Stellenbosch   at   the   moment)  and   indulged   in   the   final   Street   Soiree   of   the   season- basically   a   free   wine   tasting   session    on   one   of   the   streets   here.    It’s   a   really   nice   thing   that   we have   begun   to   do,   not   only   because   of   it   being   a   way   for   us   to   sample   as   much   wine   as   possible   in   a given   time   period,   but   also   as   a   big   group   of   us   can   go   out   and   you   will   always   bump   into   others   that you   know.  t here   was   a   distinct   c elebratory   air   to   the   evening   as   most   people   had   finished   their exams,   although   unfortunately   it   meant   stocks   ran   dry   rather   quickly.
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Looking over the rooftops of Langa to Table Mountain in the distance
One   of   the   best   things   that   I   have   done   over   the   last   few   weeks   was   a   township   tour   in   Langa   and Guguletu  , just   outside   of   Cape   Town.    It   was   a   very   last   minute   decision   for   me   to   go,   but   I   am   so   glad   that   I   did!   Not   only   was   it   nice   to   see   life   outside   of   the   Stellenbosch   bubble,   but   it   was   such   an   eye opener.   Ironically,   the   day   that   we   went   was   the   Friday   of   Comic   Relief   at   home   (well   done   to   Tom for   all   of   his   fundraising   success!)   and   some   of   the   scenes   that   we   observed   could   easily   have   been transposed    onto   your   television   screen   with   only   the   addition   of   an   emotive   soundtrack   and   pained voice over.   I   wasn’t   sure   how   much   I   would   enjoy   the   tour   as   I   am   n ot   a   huge   fan   of   doing   ‘touristy’ activities   and   wasn’t   sure   how   much   of   a   ‘true   picture’   we   would   get- but   you   can't   just   wonder   into the  township   on   your   own,   so    it   was   the    best   way   to    experience   it.   There   were   aspects   that   I   wasn’t   comfortable   with.    For   instance,   15   of   us   were   sent   into   a   room   that   a   similar   number   of people   sleep   in   each   night.   This   room   was   only   half   the   size   of   my   bedroom   at   home.   Th e   smell   and heat   were   indescribable   and   overwhelming.   But   my   discomfort   came   not   from   this,   but   from   the fact   that   I   felt   the   people    who    live     there    were    being    treated    as     some    sort    of     freak   show,    to   be gawped   at    whilst   you   place    a    pitiful    amount    of    money    on    a     plate    on   your    way    out.    I    understand    the    thinking     behind    sending     us    in    there,    it     certainly    made    me     really    think.    But    I     don’t    think    it    was done     with    the    thoughts    and    feelings    of   the    people     who    live    there   in    mind    t he     most.    I    think    it    is almost    an     exercise    to     give    tourists    the    feeling     that     they    have    seen    the   ‘true     Africa’.    a     number of people    who    I    have     met    seem    almost    disappointed    that    what   they    are    seeing    and   experiencing    is    not the    Africa    of   the    charity    reports    they   see    on   TV.    Perhaps   that    is   why   they    jump    at    the   chance   to play   Angelina    Jolie    whenever    children   surround    us.    We    were    also    treated    to    a   taste    of    sheep’s head.   Probably    not    a    delicacy   that    I    will    be    indulging    in    too    regularly,    but    if    you    try    and    forget what    it    is    you   are   eating,    it   is   surprisingly   tasty!   This   culinary   experience   was   thankfully   beaten by   the   meal   that   we    enjoyed    at    the    end    of    the    tour at    Mzoli’s    in   Guguletu   where   I    ate   more   Braaied meat   than    I    knew   possible!    What   struck   me    most   about   the    tour    was    how    optimistic    it    made    me about   how   things   can    change    with    the   resourcefulness   of    people.   Numerous   art,    education   and sport   projects    were   underway   in   the   townships,    both     from     international     aid    projects    but increasingly    from     local     initiatives.    People    are     not    happy     with    their     lot    here,    but    they    will    do everything     in    their    power     to     change     this.    When    I     spoke    to     Mike,    our     guide,     he    said    that     he w   as unhappy    that    the    transport    links    into     Cape     Town    were    so    poor    so    he    wrote    to    the    government and    now    improved    routes    are    being    put     into    place—I    couldn’t   ever    imagine    taking    such    an    initiative at   home,    for    feeling    like    my    voice    wouldn’t   be    heard,    or    at    least    wouldn’t    be    noted.    But    he    made    me     realise     Mum    isn’t    so    wrong    when    she    always    says :   ‘if    you    don’t    ask,   you    won’t     get.’ 
The     same    day    that    we   went   to   Langa    and   Gugs   we   had    spent   the   morning    doing   our   usual volunteering   at   the   school   in   Kayamandi,   our   local   township.   It   was   not   until   the   end   of   the   session that    we   were   told   that   a   fire   had   taken   place   the    previous    night   which   had   destroyed   in    the   region of   1500    huts,   affecting    around    4000   people:   rendering    them    homeless   and   sadly   3   lives   had   been lost.   We   were    astounded    that   we    had   spent   over   an   hour   working    in   the   township   without    knowing this,   particularly   given   that   many   of   the   teachers   had   been   up   for   most   of   the   night   trying   to account   for   missing   people.   I   have   been   impressed   at   how   quickly   the   University   and   local   community   swung   into   action   to   organise   relief  supplies   and   working   parties   to   begin   the    re-building    process,    a     number    of   my    friends   have   volunteered    to    go   and    assist    with   the   distribution of    food    and    clothing    and    others    with    helping    to    erect    new    huts.    Initially    the   figures   of    those affected    may    seem    huge,   as    they    did    to   us   when   we   first   heard   them,   but   the   problem   is   that   in   the townships,    the    huts    are    constructed   so   closely    together   and   from    materials   that   are   highly flammable.   The    days   before   the    fire   were   some    of   the   hottest    we   had    experienced,   so   only   a   spark would   have   been   needed    for   vegetation   to    catch    and   for   it   literally   to    spread    ‘like    wild    fire’.    I    was very   troubled    in   the    days    following   the    fire,   people    who    have    so    little    to    begin    with,    who    work    so hard     to    achieve    what    they    have    and   in    one   night   it    is    taken   away   from   them.   Because   of   the informal    nature   of   this   part   of    the   settlement,    it    would    be   naive   to    think    that    they    would   have   the   security   network    afforded   by  an    insurance    scheme.    It    all    just    seemed    totally   unfair,    but    the rallying    together    of    the    community    of    the    township    has    been    inspiring     to     witness.
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Our class with the sun's they made
To    mark   the    end   of   the    first    term   (I   have   now   been   away    for   over   10   weeks!)   I    am   going   with    four friends   along   the  Garden   Route   from   here   to    Port    Elizabeth.   As   with   any   holiday   at    home,   the weather   is   looking   far   from    wonderful,   but   it   will   still    be   so   nice   to    expand    my   horizons    beyond    Stellenbosch    before    I    begin    to   climb   the   walls.   We   are   staying    most   nights    next   to   the   Indian   Ocean and   I    am   really   looking    forward   to   indulging   in   some   water-based    activities    as    well   as   taking   a trip   to   Addo   National   Park   which   is   home   to   many   of   South    Africa’s   elephants,   we   will   hopefully   see some   more   penguins   along   the   way   and    dolphins   in   Plettenburg   Bay ,    before   spending    our    last    night in   the   “Ostrich    capital   of   the   world” —  Ou dtshoorn,   I’m    not   sure   if   I’m    brave    enough   to   ride   one though!!


Geseende Paasfees!
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Saying goodbye in Langa
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A beautiful end to the day at Cool Bay with Cape Point on the horizon
 
When   you’re   having   fun.   I   guess   I   must   be   having   fun   as   it   is   two   months   to   the   day   since   I   arrived   on   the   Western   Cape   and   my   feet   have   barely   touched   the   ground   since.   I   don’t   know   where   the   time   has   gone,   one   minute   I   was    strolling   around   Cape   Town,   very   much   as   a   tourist;   the   next   I   was   on orientation   here  in   stellies;    and   as   I   sit   here   now   I   have   completed   my   first   module   and   today embarked   on   the   research   for   my   thesis   (which   will   occupy   many   months   to   come!)


I’ve   been   having   a   lot   of   fun   too.   The   weekend   before   last    was   spent   in   Cape   Town   at   the   Holi   One Colour   Festival-   an   event   where   you   spend   10   hours   throwing    different   coloured   powder   at   each other   (I   am   just   about   clean,   which   is   more   than  can    be   said   for   my   dress!)   followed   by   a   Sunday spent   recovering   by   strolling   around   Cape   Town,   chilling   at   the   Waterfront   before   partying   again at   the   Goldfish   sunset   concert   at   Kirstenbosch   gardens- definitely   one   of   the   highlights   of   my   time here   so   far.   I   know   that   they   played   a   successful   set   in   St   Andrews   a   few   weeks   before,   but nothing   can   compare   to   having   Table    Mountain   as   the   backdrop   as   the   sun   creeps   down   behind   it,   into   the   ocean.   The   weekend   was   nearly   ruined,   however,   when   I   was   confronted   by   two   men   asking for   money   just   as   we   approached   our   backpackers.   I   said   that   I   had   nothing   and   buzzed   for   the security   gate   to   be   opened.   But   just    as   I   raised   my   arm   to   open   it,   one   of   them   took   my   purse   out   of my   bag,   which   foolishly   I   had   unzipped.   Fortunately,   my   friend   saw   it   and   told   him   to   give   it   back,   but it   certainly   threw   me   and   made   me   realise   that   I   needed   to   be   less   laissez-faire   about   crime   here. Although   in   Stellies   we   may   blend   in,   people   automatically   assume   that   you   are   tourists   in   Cape Town  and  therefore   prey   on   you.   I   lost   count   of   how   many   people   demanded   money   from   me   over   the weekend.
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Before the fight
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And after! (sorry Amelie)
I   have   also,   finally,   met   a   fellow   Brit   (we   think   there   are   only   the   two   of   us!)   and   together   we represented   the   UK   at   the   International   Food   Evening   held   here   last   Thursday.   We   had   to   cater   for 150   people   (which   we   didn’t   realise   when   we   signed   up   for   it)   and   decided   on   a   ‘Strawberries   and Cream   Afternoon   Tea’   theme,   consisting   of:   scones,   Eton   mess,   vanilla   strawberry   shortcakes,   tea and   Pimm’s.   I   am   pleased   to   report   that   although   we   didn’t   win,   we   have   well   and   truly   converted   the   Stellies   crowd   to   drinking   Pimm’s   on   a   scorching   day   (which   basically   is   still   every   day)-   I   write this   whilst   mopping   my   brow!   Amazingly,   we   didn’t   have   to   call   on   Mary   Berry   and   Paul   Hollywood   to bail   us   out,   in   fact   it   was   surprisingly   easy   to   bake   for   that   number   of   people,   albeit   rather   time consuming,   so   I   won’t   be   hurrying   to   enter   again.   Unfortunately,   we   were   beaten   by   the   French (whose   team   I   originally   was   going   to   join,   sorry   Dad),   but   it   is   probably   the   only   competition   that they   are   going   to   win   this   year!   A   personal   triumph,   however,    was   recreating  -   in   typical   Blue   Peter-  style-   the   balcony   scene   from    the   Queen’s   Diamond   Jubilee   (I   even   managed   to   squeeze   Philip  in).   Next   semester   though   I   will   definitely   just   go   along   for   the   tasting   as   there   was   some   really   interesting   food   on    offer,   especially   from   the   African   competitors.

I   am   still   volunteering   at   the   school   in   the   local   township,   Kayamandi.   I   really   enjoy   it,   although   it   is sometimes   a   bit   frustrating   not   being   able   to   fully   communicate   with   the   children.   Saying   that,   it   is also   amazing   just   how   much   you   are   able   to   communicate   through   mime   and   play.   This   week   we   are due   to   teach   them   shapes   and   colours,   so   we   are   going   to   be   throwing   ourselves   back   into   our childhoods   with   ‘I   can   sing   a   rainbow.’   This   evening   I   am   going   to   the   township   to   watch   a   show   called ‘Amazink’,   which   is   dance   and   music   put   on   by   the   people   who    live   there.   There   is   also   the   opportunity to   sample   some   traditional   South   African   food   in   the   township   restaurant   which   I   am   particularly looking   forward   to,   I   may   even   have   some   recipes   for   my   next   blog   post   (fingers   crossed). 

As   these   first   two   months   have   flown   by,   it   has   made   me   realise   that   if   things   continue   at   this   pace my   time   will   be   drawing   to   a   close   before   I   know   it.   A   bit   of   a   contrast   from   those   days    of   nerves and   fear   just   before   I   left,   where   I   was   worried   that   11   months   would   drag   and   I   wouldn’t   know what   to   do   with   myself!   I   am   beginning   to   get   itchy   feet   for   travelling,   with   Mozambique   (hopefully for   my   birthday)   and   Mauritius   (perhaps   wishful   thinking, but   Dad,   fancy   calling   in   that   offer?!)   top of   my   list-   for   the   moment   I   think   I   may   have   to   console   myself   with   the   Garden   Route-   although   I don’t   think   this   can   really   be   seen   as   a   rotten   consolation   prize!!



Until   next   time,   Totsiens!
 
I   have   been   very   tardy   in   blogging   and   this   is   my   first   one   from   Stellenbosch,   despite   having   been   here   for   over   a   month—  I    must   and   will   try   harder.   I   therefore   apologise   that   this   is   likely   to   be rather   a   long   entry!


After   a   wonderful   time   in   CT   it   was   time   to   get   down   to   the   nitty-gritty   and   move   on   up   to   my   new home   in   Stellenbosch.   Not   that   I   had   a   home   when   we   arrived,   so   that   was   the   first   task.   Arriving   here   mid-afternoon   on   a   Sunday   I   thought   that   I   had   made   a   terrible   mistake.   Tumbleweed   rolled   through   the   streets.   And   I   silently   cursed   my   decision   to   come   here.   It   was   like   arriving   in   a   wild West   town   in   a   movie.   Th e   only   sign   of   life   were   the   parking   attendants   and   the   waiters   in   the   few   restaurants   that   were   open.   Sunday,   it   is   fair   to   say,   is   truly   the   day   of rest   here,   at   least   after   2pm.   Refreshing   as   this   may   seem,   arriving   before   the   majority   of   students   returned   for   the   new   year   left   me   feeling   like   I   had   moved   to   the   most   miserable   place   imaginable.   24   hours   later   I   was   beginning   to   think   I   was   wrong   and   24   days   later   I   couldn’t   have   been   further   from    the   truth. Stellies,   as   the   students   and   locals   alike   call   it,   is   a   hub   of   vibrancy:   perhaps   best   depicted   in    this picture   of   these   local   minstrels   who   play   their   catchy   self-penned   song   “Welcome   to   Stellenbosch,   put   on   your   dancing   shoes”,   everyday   to   whoever   will   listen,   and   many   who   won’t!



There   is   much   to   love   about   Stellenbosch.   It   has   some   very   beautiful   architecture,   which   arriving   during   a   balmy   summer,   is   displayed   in   the   best   possible   light.   The   Cape   Dutch   architecture   of   Dorp Street   and   the   buildings   and   churches   around   the   Braak   (the   town   green)   give   a   feeling   of   going back   in   time,   to   an   idyllic,   quaint   past.    There   are   parts,   however,   which   are   not   so   quaint. Stellenbosch   is   undoubtedly   a   place   of   contrasts,   vast   contrasts.   There   is   a   huge   discrepancy between   the   wealth   of the   (mainly)  white   South   Africans   and   their (mainly)  black   counterparts.   The huge   differences    in   Stellenbosch   are   particularly   pronounced.   In   class   the   other   day   one   of   my fellow   students   said   to   us   Europeans:   “You   have   to   realise   that   Stellenbosch   is   a   bubble   in   the Western   Cape   and   the   Western   Cape   is   a   bubble   in   South   Africa.”   In   this   simple   sentence   she   summed   up   exactly   how   I   was   feeling. 



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The most architecturally beautiful Drankwinkel I've ever seen
I   am   living   a   pretty   comfortable   life   here.   I   have   access   to   an   endless   supply   of   the   most   deliciously   fresh   food,   especially   fruit,   vegetables   and   cheese.   Good   wine   and   gin   are   never   in   short supply.   I   can   easily   enjoy   the   beauties   of   the   South   African   land   either   on   my   bike   or   driving   down   to Cape   Town.   There   are   few   things   I   haven’t   been   able   to   buy   if   I’ve   needed   to   (apart   from   pen   cartridges!). 


  I   also     lead   a   very   uncomfortable   life   here.   Unlike   some   of   the   (mainly   white)   South   Africans,   I   do not   live   in   a   bubble   behind   my   electric   gates   and   security   guards.  I   venture   beyond   the   gates   in   an attempt   to   get   down   to   the   nitty   and   incredibly   gritty   of   what   life   is   really   like   in   this   complex,   troubled   and   far   from   peaceful   nation.   Breaking   free   from   the   compound   in   which   I   live,   it   is   hard   not   to   feel   disillusioned   with   Mandela’s   “Rainbow   Nation”.   Whilst   Stellies   is   awash   with   Toyota   Land Cruiser’s   and   Hilux’s,   broad   plain   tree-lined   boulevards,   restaurants   boasting   some   of   the   best food   on   the   Western   Cape,   if   not   in   South   Africa,   beautiful   homesteads   with   immaculately   tended   and   irrigated   lawns,   on   the   slopes   above   it    a   different   story   is   playing     out.   I   have   now   volunteered   twice   at   a   primary   school   in   the   Kayamandi   township-   home   to   40,000   people   in   what   are   largely   makeshift   corrugated   iron   huts   (not   dissimilar   to   those   that   are   captured   in   a   Comic   Relief   film).   Here,   you   encounter   what   many   would   see   as   the   ‘real   Africa’.   This   is   a   place   ravaged   by   poverty   in comparison   to   the   affluence   of   Stellebosch-proper.   The   contrast   is   perhaps   best   summed   up   by   the ironic   scene    I   observed   on   Friday ,  of   a   Mercedes   dealership   only   a   few   hundred   yards   from   where you   enter   into   Kayamandi.  This   sums   up   the   difference   between   Kayamandi   and   Stellenbosch.   Yet,   Kayamandi   is   no   more   ‘real’   than   Stellenbosch.   Both   are   the   ‘real   Africa’   of   South   Africa.   This   is a   country   of   great   contrasts   and   multiple   identities   which   is   still   struggling,   over   two   decades   on   from   the   end   of   apartheid,   to   unite   as   one,  harmonious,  rainbow   nation. 

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Just a small portion of Kayamandi township on the hillside above Stellenbosch
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Ikaya where I spend one morning a week with the reception class
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A not particularly accurate depiction of Stellenbosch's inequalities used on promotional material to welcome visitors- Kayamnadi doesn't even feature!
I   am   now   a   few   weeks   into   my   course   (and   am   still   to   meet   another   Brit!)   and   this   semester   I   am focusing   on   Foreign   Policy   Analysis.   The   dry   theory   is   now   over   and   we   are   learning   about   South Africa’s   foreign   policy;   yet   to   understand   this   we   have   also   had   to   focus   on   the   numerous   domestic   issues.   I   have   found   it   hugely   beneficial   having   so   many   South   Africans   and   a   Namibian   in   my   class, as   it  gives   a   true,   no-holds-barred   insight   into   life   here.   Sometimes   it   does   not   make   for   particularly    pleasant   listening.   I   am   also   hoping   in   the   next   few   weeks   to   get   underway   on   my thesis,   once   I   have   really   adjusted   to   being   back   in    academia!   As   well   as   my   classes   and   the volunteer   teaching   programme,   I   have   also   got   a   job   as   a   Research   Assistant.  Th is   is   for   the   ‘Worlds   of   Journalism   Study’   which   enquires   into   journalistic   standards   and   ethics   across   the world,   with   our   focus   being   on   South   Africa.   it  is   very   much   at   the   planning   stages,   but   I   am   really   hoping   that   this   is   going   to   be   an   interesting   and   beneficial   project  to  be  involved  with,   giving   a   real insight   into   journalism   and   politics   here.   Already   it   is   very   apparent   just   how   differently   things   operate   here. 


It   is   not   all   work   here   though.   One   of   the   first   events   we   went   to   was   the   Wine   Festival   here   (one   of many   scheduled   for   the   year)   which   was   a   great   opportunity   to   get   to   know   the   local   vineyards   and   taste   some   local   cheese ,  all   for   a   very   student-friendly   price.   One   of   the   highlights   in   terms   of events   so   far   has   been   the   Simonsberg   Met    which   was   organised   by   one   of   the   boys   res’.   A   friend told   me   to   buy   a   ticket   to   the   ‘fake   horse   race’.   I   was   imagining   it   would   be   a   race   night   as   we   have   in the   UK   where   you   watch    footage   and   place   a   bet,   so   I   was   rather   put   out   by   the   smart   dress   code.   It, however,  turned   out   to   be   an   even   more   ridiculous   reality.   t he   fresher   boys   ran   around   a   race track   with   a   mop   between   their   legs   with   a   cardboard   horses   head   attached-   a   D.I.Y.   hobby   horse! This   is   the   longest   running   social   event   in   the University   calendar   and   had   a   VIP   area   full   of   alumni who   spent   the   evening   throwing   bales   onto   the   track   to   turn   it   into   a   steeplechase—an   enormously   fun   evening ,  which   Lord   March   should   consider   to   revitalise   Goodwood!   Also,   the   Varsity Cup   has   sucked   me   into   the   true   South   African   religion   of   rugby.   This   is   one   of   the   biggest   events   in the   South   African   sporting   calendar   and   enthralls   even   the   most   vague   rugby   supporter   (i.e.   me!)   I have   turned   into   an   impassioned   supporter   of   Maties   and   having   learnt   the   words   in   my   Afrikaans class,   was   belting   out   the    University   song.   Indeed,   when   I   messaged   my   friend   Paul   in   Cape   Town   to wish   UCT   luck   in   their   tie   against   UJ   (University of Johannesburg)   I   was   chuffed   to   get   a   response   from   him   saying:  “you’re   a   proper   Matie   now!”   I   no   longer   feel   like   a   visitor,   I   feel   like   I   belong   here,   as   the   page   in   my   passport   bears   testament   to.

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All the fun of the Simonsberg Met
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Here we go Maties: with one of my flat mates, Molly
Until   next   time,  Totsiens!





P.s.    I   have   had   to   assume   a   new   Afrikaans   identity   as   apparently   you   have   to   become   Afrikaans   to learn   Afrikaans—my   naam   is   Petra   Pieterse,   ek   kom   van   Pofadder   af.   Pofadder   is   noord   van Kaapstad,   naby   Namibia. 
 
The  first  port  of  call  for  my  move  was  Cape  Town  which   is   by  far  the  best  place  to  acclimatise  to  life here.  Undoubtedly  acclimatisation  was  needed,  given  that  we  left  London  in  minus  five  and  arrived  here  to  a  rather  warm  38.  The  wave  of  heat  that  engulfed  us  as  we  got  out  of  the  air-conditioned   cab was truly   stifling. 

I   think   any   city   would   look   good   in   blazing   sunshine,   but   Cape   Town   is   truly   beautiful :   the   mix   of   old and   new;   man-mad e   and   natural ;   African   and   cosmopolitan.   staying   in the   perfect   location   of Tamberskloof   (less   than   a   five    minute   drive   to   Table   Mountain)   meant   that   to   get   to   the   CBD   and Victoria   and   Alfred   Waterfront   we   had   to   walk   through   the   city.   Against   the   odds,   we   made   the rather   long   walk   despite   less   than   an   hour’s   sleep   thanks   to   the   lovely   little   children   on   the plane.

Having   been   to   Cape   Town   before,   I   was   familiar   with   the   main   sights,   but   the   time    afforded   to   us   meant   that   we   were   really   able   to   take   everything   in   and   return   numerous   times   to   places   we   really   liked.   By   walking   through   the    city   you   really   get   to   experience   the   multiple   identities   of South   Africa’s   mother   city.   Nestled   between   the   majesty   of   Table    Mountain   (often   shrouded   in   the   ‘Table   Cloth’   created    by   the    clouds   that   envelop   it)   and   the   grand   sweep   of   Table   Bay   is   an   eclectic   mix   of   the   Cape   Dutch   architecture   of   the   grand   buildings   built   by   the   Dutch   settlers   in   the seventeenth   century   such   as   the   Slave   Lodge   (where   we   were,   by   chance,   given   a   first-hand   account   of   the terror   campaign   of the   Apartheid   government   and   the   clearance   of   settlements)   and the   Castle   of   Good    Hope,   the   beautifully   exotic   Company’s   Gardens   which   were   originally   the vegetable   patches   for   the   V.O.C,   the   modern   skyscrapers   of   the   CBD,   the   multicoloured   buildings   that   are   home   to   the   Cape   Malay   population   of   the   Bo-Kaap,   eventually   reaching   the   restored   docks of   the   V&A   Waterfront,   now   a   popular   shopping   and   restaurant   complex.


Spreading   our   wings   further   we   spent   a   morning   at   Kirstenbosch   walking   around   the   botanical gardens.   Even   being   there   in   the   height   of   summer,   when   the   plants   are   past   their   best   in   terms    of flowering,   it   was   still   a   kaleidoscope   of   colour,   smells   and   noises,   all   against   the   grand   backdrop of   Table   Mountain.    A   rather   blustery   bus   ride   (the   wind   masking   quite   how   strong   the   sun   was-   to the   detriment   of   my   back!)   took   us   to   Hout   Bay,   which   seems   to   be   constantly   under   attack   from sandstorms-   probably   the   most   exciting   thing   going   on   here,   on   the   whole   rather   run-down   apart from   playing    host   to   multiple   fishing   and   seal-watching   boats.   Returning   to   Cape   Town   via   the Atlantic   seaboard,   you   get   to   see   a   rather   more   exclusive   side   to   the   Cape.   The   most   exclusive   in   fact.   The   resorts   of   Llandudno,   Camps   Bay,   Clifton   and   Bantry   Bay   are   home   to   the  creme   de   la creme:   a   place   to   be   seen ,  south     africa's   answer   to   cannes   and   st   tropez    (we    stayed   firmly    on   the bus).    The   beaches,   whilst   stunning,   again    suffer   the   peril   of   winds,     bordering   on   gales,   where battling    sand   is    a   never-ending   task.   Interestingly,   as   the   currently   is   at   present   coming   from Antarctica,   the   sea   temperature   is   significantly   cooler   than   it   will   be   during   the   winter   months. 


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For my Fairy Godmother Annie K: I found some friends in the gardens.
Having   got   to   grips   with   the   geography     and   gaining   more   confidence,   I   was   entrusted   to   start driving   with   a   nice   introductory   trip  (via  the  baffling  and  terrifying   robots  at  the  bottom  of  kloof  street)   down   the   Cape   peninsula   to   Cape   Point   and   the   Cape   of   Good   Hope   via   a   pleasant   stop   at    the colourful   beach   huts   at   Muizenberg   and    to   visit   the   penguins   at   Boulders   Beach.   I   hear   the   penguins have   since   been   stars   of   David   Attenborough’ s   Africa.   They   are   undeniably   mesmerising   to   watch   as   they   waddle   across   the   sands   and   occasionally   pluck   up   the   courage   to   hit   the   surf,   usually rather   unsuccessfully,   much   to   the   gathered   crowd’s   entertainment.   From   Simon’s   Town   begins   the long   and   (very)   winding   road   to   Cape   Point.   Dad’s   vertigo   really   came   into   play   here,   as   at   times   the road   is   very   much   cliff-side.   Indeed,   it   was   hair-raising   (sorry,   Dad!)   and   not   the   place   to   be   meeting numerous   tourist   buses.   Once   inside   the   park   gates   the   bush   and   scrub   bears an   uncanny resemblance     to     scotland,   with   a   mass   of   heather   and   lots   of   koptje's  (rocky   outcrops)-   much    to Dad’s    delight.    His   vertigo   paralysed   him   again   once   we   got   to   the   tip,   where   a   climb   up   to   the lighthouse   that   provides   the   summit   to   Cape   Point   proved   too   much ,   although   I   was   rather    impressed that   I   convinced   him   to   pose   rather   near   the   cliff   edge   (and   having   to   put   up   with   some   rather excessive   Japanese   photographers).   The   Cape   of   Good   Hope   was   much   more   achievable   given   that   it   is at   the   shore   line   and   only   involved   stomaching   a   South   Korean   camera man  (possibly   the   biggest   feat  of   endurance   of   the    day).    Dad’s   bravery   was   rewarded   by   meeting   some   Baboons   on   the   drive back   (his   only   wish   for   the   day).   It   was   now   time   for   some   more   vertiginous   action   in   the   form   of driving   Chapman’s   Peak   which   affords   amazing   views   across   to   Hout   Bay   and   is   classed   as   one   of   the   most   dangerous,   yet   spectacular   roads   to   drive   in   the   world.   Sadly   the   reward   of   stopping   at the   luxurious   Chapman’s   Peak   Hotel   wasn’t   possible   due   to   road   works,   making   the   whole   exercise fruitless   in   Dad’s   eyes.


The   crowning   glory   for   our   time   in   Cape   Town   was   a   trip   up   Table   Mountain   (for   me)   and   a   beer   at   the   Waterfront   (for   Dad).   Although   not   a   new   experience   for   me (although   i   am   still   to   climb   it   on   foot),   it   was   certainly   a   lot   clearer than    my   last   ascent,   although   the   billowing   gales   meant   that   the   Table   Cloth   quickly   swept   in    and had    completely   claimed   the   upper   station   by   the   time   I   left.   The   view   from   the   top,   whilst   pictured   in numerous   guide   books,   is   amazing   to   experience   in   person.   You   can   see   the   whole   city   in   perspective- good   bits   and   bad,   the   panorama   stretching   from   the   Atlantic   seaboard   resorts,   via   the   World   Cup stadium   at   Green   Point,   the   Waterfront,   CBD   and   across   to   the   Cape   Flats   and   the   wastelands   left by   the   clearance   of   the   District   Six   area   during   Apartheid-   one   of  the   most   catastrophic   actions   by the   Apartheid   regime,   an   issue   which   is,   sadly,   yet   to   be   resolved.

After   an   action   packed   few   days,   where   Dad   didn’t   lose   either   his   wallet   or   passport   (sorry   to anyone   who   had   bets   on   that   one!)   it   was   time   to   set   off   to   Stellenbosch   for the   big   move.